2018 Classic: The Fortnite V-Bucks
Why was the kid crying? Because he spent his entire vacation budget on V-Bucks to get a new skin for his character. Part of the 46 Travel… Read More »2018 Classic: The Fortnite V-Bucks
2017 Legacy: The Smart Mirror
She saw a “Smart Mirror” at the store. She said, “I don’t need a mirror to tell me I’m the smartest person in the room—I… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Smart Mirror
2016 Archive: Worst Supporting Actress
Why Kristen Wiig for Zoolander 2? For proving that even the funniest person on Earth can’t save a script that’s stuck in 2001. Part of the… Read More »2016 Archive: Worst Supporting Actress
2016 Vintage: The Grape
I’m “whining” about the server lag. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Archive: The “Scars to Your Beautiful”
Alessia Cara is here to tell us we’re perfect. 2016 is a very “self-love” year. Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016 Reality Shift… Read More »2016 Archive: The “Scars to Your Beautiful”
2016 Vintage: The Finding Dory
A guy walks in and asks, “Where am I? Who are you? Do you have beer?” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Finding Dory
2016 Legacy: The “GPS” Jamming in the Baltics
Why were the pilots confused? To prove that “Digital Navigation” is great until someone turns on a $5,000 jammer and you’re back to using a… Read More »2016 Legacy: The “GPS” Jamming in the Baltics
2015 Classic: The Butter
I’m “spreading” the viral news about the shark. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Vintage: The Lemon
I hope my new hoverboard isn’t a “lemon.” Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Legacy: The Printer
I’m “inking” about a 3D-printed future. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified