Why did the White House study the routine? Because “Doing something confusing and getting zero points” was the official 2024 strategy for the House of… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Olympics “Raygun” Breakdance
Carrying three separate six-pound hardcover manuals home in a backpack because nobody was quite sure if the school district would transition back to digital learning… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Heavy Textbook Strain
I’m “tweeting” my last words before the “X”. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
Multiverse of Madness: Why the horror? For Sam Raimi proving that a Marvel movie is better when there are possessed corpses, flying musical notes, and… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Doctor Strange
Doja Cat and SZA. The official song of every 2021 summer sunset. Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2021 Hybrid Reality archive. Historically Verified
She’s already making a list of “2021 Failures” for me. Part of the 65 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition archive. Historically Verified
“We found a donor, but the kidney is stuck in a 14-day quarantine.” Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global Pandemic & Zoom… Read More »2020 Archive: The Transplant
I’m “snapping” out—catch you in 2019! Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
What was the scariest earworm for parents? “Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo”—the song that made everyone want to jump into a shark… Read More »2018 Vintage: The “Baby Shark” Invasion
One, but they do it while wearing a ‘Supreme’ fanny pack across their chest. Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2018 – The Snap… Read More »2018 Classic: The 2018 Legend
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