The senior choir silently enduring a sudden spring heatwave because their stiff, heavy synthetic robes trap 100% of body heat and ignore the ceiling fans.… Read More »2002 Archive: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
She’s singing “Fallin’.” I told her she’s fallin’ for my charms again. She said she’s fallin’ asleep while I talk. Part of the 70 Marriage… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Alicia Keys
Why Kevin Costner? For 3000 Miles to Graceland, which made Elvis roll over in his grave and ask for a different cemetery. Part of the 36… Read More »2001 Vintage: Worst Actor Runner-up
Why did the computer sound like a jet engine? It was “Spinning Up” the 52x CD-ROM. Part of the 79 Office Groaners: The 2001 “XP… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Optical Drive Noise
She says our vacuum is “too emotional.” It makes a whirring sound like it’s “sighing at our lifestyle.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Vacuum
Why was the gate agent annoyed? Because a group of students was doing the NSYNC choreography every time their flight was called. Part of the 48 Travel… Read More »2000 Classic: The Bye Bye Bye Dance
Why the jumpsuits? For the nine guys from Iowa who showed up to remind us that heavy metal should involve masks, screaming, and hitting beer… Read More »1999 Classic: The Slipknot Self-Titled Debut
“They’re steady as a rock.” “Too bad the power grid isn’t.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition… Read More »1999 Archive: The Surgeon’s Hands 2
Why did fans wait in line for months? Because in 1999, we actually believed that a movie about trade disputes and a CGI frog-rabbit named… Read More »1999 Classic: George Lucas (The Phantom Menace)
Why did Life is Beautiful win? To give us a happy tune for a very sad story. Part of the 38 Oscars Jokes: The 1999… Read More »1999 Classic: The Best Original Dramatic Score
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