2005 Legacy: The “Dukes of Hazzard” General Lee
Why was the car a runner-up? Because the 1969 Dodge Charger gave a more nuanced performance than Seann William Scott. Part of the 33 Razzie… Read More »2005 Legacy: The “Dukes of Hazzard” General Lee
2004 Archive: The Snoop Dogg Fan
“Drop it like it’s hot… especially if the bulb just burned out.” Part of the 72 Light Bulb Jokes: 2004 – The Social Network Spark… Read More »2004 Archive: The Snoop Dogg Fan
2004 Vintage: The Broadband
Why did the blonde bring a surfboard to her computer desk? She heard she was getting “broadband” and wanted to ride the waves. Part of… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Broadband
2004 Vintage: The Smoke
I’m “vanishing” from the chat. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Legacy: The Sideways Wine Effect
Why the Merlot hate? For a tiny movie that was so influential it actually crashed the sales of Merlot wine across America for an entire… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Sideways Wine Effect
2004 Classic: Best Reggae Album
Why Dutty Rock by Sean Paul? Because in 2004, if you didn’t know how to do the “Sean Paul dance,” you weren’t allowed in the… Read More »2004 Classic: Best Reggae Album
2003 Legacy: The Nokia 1100
Why was the warehouse guy so happy? His phone had a “Flashlight” and he felt like he lived in the year 3000. Part of the… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Nokia 1100
2002 Archive: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
The senior choir silently enduring a sudden spring heatwave because their stiff, heavy synthetic robes trap 100% of body heat and ignore the ceiling fans.… Read More »2002 Archive: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
2002 Legacy: The Furniture
She told the bookshelf it was “lacking a clear narrative.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Furniture
2002 Vintage: The Kelly Slater Return
Why was the ocean nervous? Because the King of Surfing came back to the tour to show the kids that age doesn’t matter when you’re… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Kelly Slater Return