2012 Vintage: Rihanna’s Debut
Why did she win Worst Supporting Actress? Because she proved that “S.O.S.” isn’t just a hit song—it’s also what the director should have signaled when… Read More »2012 Vintage: Rihanna’s Debut
2012 Vintage: The Perks of Being a Wallflower
A movie that made me want to stand in the back of a pickup truck while driving through a tunnel (I didn’t, for safety reasons).… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Perks of Being a Wallflower
2012 Archive: The Scared Tree
Why did the oak tree go to the dentist? It needed a “root” canal. Part of the 44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 “End of… Read More »2012 Archive: The Scared Tree
2012 Legacy: Outstanding Lead Actress (Comedy)
Why Julia Louis-Dreyfus? Because Selina Meyer is the character we all want to be, but nobody wants to work for. Part of the 39 Emmy… Read More »2012 Legacy: Outstanding Lead Actress (Comedy)
2012 Classic: The Gangnam Logic
“Dress classy, dance cheesy.” My wife: “You’ve got the cheesy part down, now work on the classy.” Part of the 63 Marriage Jokes: The 2012… Read More »2012 Classic: The Gangnam Logic
2011 Classic: The Puss in Boots Solo
He has his own movie now. The eyes are still his greatest weapon. Part of the 64 Observational One-Liners: The 2011 Viral Awakening archive. Historically… Read More »2011 Classic: The Puss in Boots Solo
2011 Archive: The Friends with Benefits
“Can we just be ‘Friends with Benefits’?” “We’re married. The ‘Benefit’ is that I don’t sue you for half the house.” Part of the 53 Adult… Read More »2011 Archive: The Friends with Benefits
2011 Vintage: The Charlie Sheen “Winning”
“I have tiger blood and Adonis DNA!” “No, Dave, you have a slight caffeine addiction and a mortgage. You’re not winning, you’re just loud.” Part of the… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Charlie Sheen “Winning”
2011 Classic: The Muppets Movie
I told her I’m a Muppet of a man. She said, “No, you’re just a ‘Very Manly Muppet’ who likes to sing in the shower.”… Read More »2011 Classic: The Muppets Movie
2011 Vintage: The Waiting Room
The magazines are from 2011! There’s an article about how “Streaming video” will never replace going to the doctor in person. We’ll see about that.… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Waiting Room