2019 Classic: The New Year
She’s already making a list of “2020 Failures” for me. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2019 Classic: The Moon
I’m “phasing” out my old DVD collection. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Classic: The “Big Dick Energy” (BDE) Buzzword
Why did HR issue a memo about “Professional Energy”? Because the office slang got way too “2018” for comfort. Part of the 71 Office Groaners:… Read More »2018 Classic: The “Big Dick Energy” (BDE) Buzzword
2017 Vintage: The RAM
Why did the blonde bring a sheep to the office? She heard the computer needed more “RAM” for the new software. Part of the 44… Read More »2017 Vintage: The RAM
2017 Legacy: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
The official parish marriage registry containing thick, bumpy layers of correction fluid because the secretary refuses to trust the “delete” key on her new electronic… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
2016 Classic: The Facebook “Live” Reactions
Why was the screen full of floating hearts? Because the CEO was talking and the interns were “Spamming the love” to get a raise. Part… Read More »2016 Classic: The Facebook “Live” Reactions
2016 Classic: Best Music Video
Why “Bad Blood”? Karena Taylor Swift hired every famous friend she had to make a 4-minute action movie. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2016 Classic: Best Music Video
2016 Classic: Michael Phelps’ 23rd Gold
Why did he have “angry face” at the pool? Because he was in “Final Boss” mode, finishing his career with 28 total medals and making… Read More »2016 Classic: Michael Phelps’ 23rd Gold
2016 Archive: Hillary Clinton’s “Chai-ing”
Why was the aunt trying to be “relatable”? Because she saw the “Chilling in Cedar Rapids” video and thought “just chilling” was a personality trait.… Read More »2016 Archive: Hillary Clinton’s “Chai-ing”
2016 Classic: The “Don’t Let Me Down” Chainsmokers
Why were we so anxious? Because the drop was so big it felt like the entire patio might collapse into a synthy abyss. Part of… Read More »2016 Classic: The “Don’t Let Me Down” Chainsmokers