2016 Classic: The “Don’t Let Me Down” Chainsmokers

Why were we so anxious? Because the drop was so big it felt like the entire patio might collapse into a synthy abyss.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the host acting suspicious? Because he showed a video of ...read more »

In 2025, Independence Day was "Optimized." We celebrated the 249t...read more »

In 2016, Independence Day was a "Mobile Adventure." We were all w...read more »

Why was the cooler empty? Because the "Smart-Home" thought ice wa...read more »

Why were the Dads acting "Imperial"? Because Paul Mescal was abou...read more »

Why were there giant yellow blobs everywhere? Because the "Mega-M...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Loyal"? Because Billie told us we’d "stick to...read more »

In 2011, Independence Day was all about "Every day I'm shufflin'....read more »

Across the Spider-Verse: Why were there so many Spider-Men at the...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Gracefully Violent"? Because Ana de Armas pro...read more »

Why was the dog metallic? Because the family got a "Spot" from Bo...read more »

Why was the music so perfect? Because the speaker was connected t...read more »

In 2008, Independence Day was a mix of superhero optimism and eco...read more »

Why was the kitchen so "Copenhagen"? Because every home cook was ...read more »

@ICQ_Master9908/03/2006 12:17Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@X-Gen_Mark02/21/2001 01:03This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.

@Pirates_Jack_S03/06/2015 05:13But you have heard of this joke!

@Napster_Search05/01/2006 23:17Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt

@Bill_Ted_Excell08/05/2015 01:21Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!

@Loituma_Girl03/06/2015 11:26Spinning my leek and laughing at this!

@Leeroy_Jenkins11/16/2006 12:46At least I have chicken... and this joke!

@Grammar_Nazi_9906/11/2011 22:01Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!