2022 Legacy: Best Alternative Music Album
Why Daddy’s Home? Because St. Vincent turned the 70s into a futuristic playground. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 2022 “Silk Sonic Sweep &… Read More »2022 Legacy: Best Alternative Music Album
2022 Classic: The Steam Deck Hype
Why was the clerk holding a giant brick? Because he wanted to play Cyberpunk 2077 on the bus and his wrists were ready for the challenge. Part… Read More »2022 Classic: The Steam Deck Hype
2022 Archive: Elvis (The Movie)
Why was Dad talking with a Southern drawl? Because Austin Butler spent three years stuck in the voice, and Dad spent three hours trying to… Read More »2022 Archive: Elvis (The Movie)
2021 Classic: The Dogecoin
“Is it a hustle?” “It’s a beer, Elon. Just drink it.” Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2021 Classic: The Dogecoin
2021 Classic: The Nurse
“Scale of 1 to 10?” “My pain is a 3, but my ‘Zoom Fatigue’ is a 100.” Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021… Read More »2021 Classic: The Nurse
2020 Classic: The Mother-in-Law Treasury (1995–2025)
COMPLETED & SEALED. Part of the powrót archive. Historically Verified
2020 Archive: The 2020 Legacy
What’s the most 2020 thing a lawyer did? He billed a client for “Time spent explaining that a ‘Stay at Home’ order doesn’t apply to… Read More »2020 Archive: The 2020 Legacy
2020 Legacy: Focus
Mid-90s insults, pop-culture burns, and “Twoja Stara” logic. Part of the powrót archive. Historically Verified
2020 Classic: The iPad Pro “Lidar”
Why was the designer scanning the breakroom? He wanted to see his “Augmented Reality” failure in 3D precision. Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2020 Classic: The iPad Pro “Lidar”
2019 Classic: The Moon
I’m “phasing” out my old DVD collection. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified