2000 Vintage: The “All The Small Things” Video
Blink-182 parodying boy bands is the most 2000 thing to ever happen. Part of the 71 Observational One-Liners: The 2000 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Classic: The Annie
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body got a spare glow stick? Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »1999 Classic: The Annie
1998 Classic: The Starbucks Gold
We are now “Gold Members.” It’s like a marriage license, but with more caffeine and less legal protection. Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »1998 Classic: The Starbucks Gold
1998 Vintage: The “Blade” Movie Influence
Why were there so many people wearing leather jackets in 90-degree heat? Because everyone wanted to look like a vampire hunter at the town square.… Read More »1998 Vintage: The “Blade” Movie Influence
1996 Classic: The Pilsner
Why did the Pilsner go to school? To get a little more head. Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania”… Read More »1996 Classic: The Pilsner
1995 Legacy: The Soundgarden “Black Hole Sun” Vibe
Why did they win for Metal? Because in 1995, “Alternative” meant having a music video that looked like a terrifying fever dream in a suburban… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Soundgarden “Black Hole Sun” Vibe
1995 Archive: The “Friends” Thanksgiving
Why did everyone try to bake a shepherd’s pie dessert? Because Rachel Green convinced a generation that mixing ladyfingers with sautéed beef was the height… Read More »1995 Archive: The “Friends” Thanksgiving
1995 Legacy: The Dial-Up Symphony
There is no greater modern anxiety than your mom picking up the kitchen phone while you’re 98% through a 45-minute image download. Part of the… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Dial-Up Symphony