2017 Vintage: The Baby Driver
A guy walks in with headphones on, perfectly syncing his drink sip to the beat. Part of the 51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Baby Driver
2017 Archive: The Fidget Spinner Logic
“It helps me focus.” “Focus on what? The fact that you’re not doing the dishes?” Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner… Read More »2017 Archive: The Fidget Spinner Logic
2016 Vintage: The “Drain the Swamp” Slogan
Why did it work? Because in 2016, Americans were so tired of the “Swamp” that they were willing to hire a guy who specialized in… Read More »2016 Vintage: The “Drain the Swamp” Slogan
2015 Vintage: The Bieber Comeback
“Is it too late now to say sorry?” “For the 2010 haircut? Yes. For the bar bill? No.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Bieber Comeback
2015 Vintage: Hamilton on Broadway
Why were we rapping about the Treasury? Because Lin-Manuel Miranda turned a 700-page biography into the hottest ticket in history, proving that history is way… Read More »2015 Vintage: Hamilton on Broadway
2015 Classic: The Pager
My doctor’s wrist buzzed. He said, “I have to go, my watch says I’ve been sitting too long… Oh, and your surgery is next.” Part… Read More »2015 Classic: The Pager
2015 Archive: The Firewall
Why did the blonde bring a fire extinguisher to the computer? She heard it had a “firewall.” Part of the 45 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2015 Archive: The Firewall
2015 Vintage: The Leaf
I’m “turning” over a new digital leaf. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Archive: The Best Costume Design
Why did The Great Gatsby win? Because pink suits and flapper dresses are the only reason we keep remaking the 1920s. Part of the 42… Read More »2014 Archive: The Best Costume Design
2014 Legacy: The Disney’s Maleficent
Why did the blonde wear giant horns to the office? She watched “Maleficent” and thought she was the new “head of security.” Part of the… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Disney’s Maleficent