Why did no one use the hotel phone? Because everyone was busy beating their Snake II high score on a phone that could survive a 50-foot fall and still have 4 bars of battery.
Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 2001 “iPod & Incremental Security” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
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More capacity for humor on this site!
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
Found this on the deep end of the net.
A wild laugh appeared!