2012 Legacy: The Password
I’m “locking” my emergency supplies. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Archive: The Louis C.K. Writing Win
Why? For a show that proved you can be miserable, awkward, and lonely, and still be the smartest person on FX. Part of the 40… Read More »2011 Archive: The Louis C.K. Writing Win
2011 Vintage: The “Bountygate” Investigation
Why were the Saints’ coaches sweating? Because the NFL was starting to ask why their defensive players were getting “bonuses” for sending QBs to the… Read More »2011 Vintage: The “Bountygate” Investigation
2011 Vintage: Best Rock Song
Why “Angry World”? Because Neil Young is the only person who can make “Angry” sound like a classic. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2011 Vintage: Best Rock Song
2010 Archive: The Heart
“Your pulse is fast.” “I’m trying to win an eBay auction!” “Valid 2010 stressor.” Part of the 63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch &… Read More »2010 Archive: The Heart
2009 Legacy: The Pool Table
“I’m going to win this for the Wolfpack!” Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2009 Archive: The Avatar 3D Glasses
“I can see everything in 3D!” “Can you see the laundry basket that’s right in front of you? Because it’s very ‘immersive’.” Part of the 52 Adult… Read More »2009 Archive: The Avatar 3D Glasses
2008 Vintage: The Mirror
I’m “reflecting” on the stock market crash. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Vintage: The $700 Billion Bailout
Why did the U.S. government give so much money to the banks? Because apparently, when a regular person loses their house, it’s a “tragedy,” but… Read More »2008 Vintage: The $700 Billion Bailout
2007 Vintage: The Laptop Battery Recall (Year 3)
Why was the salesman sitting on a fire blanket? Just in case his “Power Book” became a “Fire Book.” Part of the 82 Office Groaners:… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Laptop Battery Recall (Year 3)