2020 Legacy: The iPhone 12
“It doesn’t come with a charger!” “Why?” “To save the environment.” “In 2020, the only thing being ‘saved’ is the Apple profit margin.” Part of the… Read More »2020 Legacy: The iPhone 12
2018 Legacy: The QR Code Craze
Why did the lawyer put a QR code on his forehead? So you could scan it to view his “Terms of Service” before shaking his… Read More »2018 Legacy: The QR Code Craze
2017 Archive: The Laura Dern “Dernance”
Why did she win? For Renata Klein, proving that no one does “controlled fury” in high fashion better than she does. Part of the 39… Read More »2017 Archive: The Laura Dern “Dernance”
2017 Vintage: The Game of Thrones Absence
Why was it weird? Because a change in premiere dates meant the dragons sat this one out, giving everyone else a chance to survive the… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Game of Thrones Absence
2016 Vintage: The Maximum Volume Weather Update
Turning the volume dial on a heavy wood-paneled console television so high that the family three doors down knows exactly what the evening humidity index… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Maximum Volume Weather Update
2016 Legacy: The Ear Exam 2
“I can’t hear anything.” “That’s because you have ‘Wireless Buds’ in. They’re the new trend.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Ear Exam 2
2016 Legacy: Best Reggae Album
Why Strictly Roots by Morgan Heritage? Because it was time to give someone without the last name “Marley” a turn (even if it was a… Read More »2016 Legacy: Best Reggae Album
2016 Classic: Worst Actor Runner-up
Why Ben Affleck? For “Bat-fleck,” a performance that mostly involved him looking like he was trying to remember where he parked the Batmobile. Part of… Read More »2016 Classic: Worst Actor Runner-up
2016 Vintage: The Sausage Party Food
Why the R-rating? For a movie that made everyone in 2016 look at their hot dogs and baby carrots with a sense of deep, existential… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Sausage Party Food
2015 Legacy: The Cookies
Why did the blonde look inside her computer? She was looking for the “cookies” the websites promised her. Part of the 45 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Cookies