2023 Classic: The Harry Kane to Bayern Move
Why was he learning German? Because he left Tottenham to finally win a trophy, only to realize that Bayer Leverkusen had decided to have their… Read More »2023 Classic: The Harry Kane to Bayern Move
2023 Vintage: The “GPS” Spoofing over the Baltic
Why were the planes confused? Because Russia proved that “North” is just an opinion if you have a big enough jammer. Part of the 36… Read More »2023 Vintage: The “GPS” Spoofing over the Baltic
2022 Vintage: The Squid Game History
Why did Lee Jung-jae win? For becoming the first Asian actor to win Best Lead Actor in a Drama, proving that survival games are just… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Squid Game History
2022 Archive: The Sheep
I’m “following” the trend. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2022 Archive: The Deshaun Watson Contract
Why was Cleveland so controversial? Because they gave $230 million guaranteed to a guy with 22 lawsuits, proving that the NFL “morality” department is often… Read More »2022 Archive: The Deshaun Watson Contract
2021 Classic: The Diary
Her diary entry: “Day 5. The son-in-law tried to explain ‘The Cloud.’ I told him he’s been living in one for years.” Part of the… Read More »2021 Classic: The Diary
2021 Archive: The Snapchat Face Filter Flex
Spending all of lunch hour trying to capture the perfect photo of your school pizza slice using a digital filter just to add it to… Read More »2021 Archive: The Snapchat Face Filter Flex
2020 Legacy: The Last Word (Lockdown Edition)
My mother-in-law doesn’t need a mask to protect herself. She says her icy glare has been creating a “sterile environment” since 1974. Part of the… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Last Word (Lockdown Edition)
2020 Classic: The Hamilton (Disney+) Fan
“I am not throwing away my… shot… at reaching the ceiling!” Part of the 56 Light Bulb Jokes: 2020 – The Year of the Great… Read More »2020 Classic: The Hamilton (Disney+) Fan
2020 Legacy: The Chip
Why did the blonde put a potato chip in her computer? She heard it needed a “microchip.” Part of the 62 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Chip