I’m “locking” my emergency supplies.
Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
One joke to rule them all!
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
Equality for all jokes!
Storing my laughs in the cloud.