I’m “reflecting” on the stock market crash.
Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
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I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
One joke to rule them all!
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Rare humor found in the deep web.
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
This site is very exciting!
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
This joke is an Epic Win!
Not bad. Not bad at all.