2020 Archive: The 2020 Wrap-Up
“See you next year! If the sequel is anything like the original, I’m retiring.” Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global Pandemic &… Read More »2020 Archive: The 2020 Wrap-Up
2020 Vintage: The Watchmen Justice
Why did a show about superheroes and racism win 11 awards? Because in 2020, a comic book about 1921 became the most relevant news program… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Watchmen Justice
2020 Classic: The Heart
“Your pulse is fast.” “I’m looking at my stock portfolio!” “In 2020, that’s considered an ‘Extreme Sport’.” Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020… Read More »2020 Classic: The Heart
2020 Legacy: The Hallway Thermostat Lockdown
Detecting a tiny half-degree temperature change from three rooms away and immediately shouting about the rising cost of heating oil in the local market. Part… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Hallway Thermostat Lockdown
2020 Vintage: The Battery
I’m “positive” my laptop won’t last another meeting. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Archive: The “Someone You Loved”
Lewis Capaldi has officially become the voice of every heartbreak in 2019. Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era archive. Historically Verified
2019 Archive: The Jägerbomb
Still the “Endgame” of every Saturday night. Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2017 Classic: The Taylor Swift “Reputation” Rebrand
Why the snake? Because the „Old Taylor” was dead, and she returned with a dark, synth-heavy album to tell everyone exactly what she thought of… Read More »2017 Classic: The Taylor Swift “Reputation” Rebrand
2016 Legacy: The “Controlla” Drake
More tropical vibes. Drake is the official travel agent of 2016. Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016 Reality Shift archive. Historically Verified
2016 Legacy: No Man’s Sky Launch
Why was the universe so empty? Because 2016 gave us a game with 18 quintillion planets, but forgot to give us anything to do on… Read More »2016 Legacy: No Man’s Sky Launch