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2016 Legacy: No Man’s Sky Launch

 Why was the universe so empty? Because 2016 gave us a game with 18 quintillion planets, but forgot to give us anything to do on them (until the 50th update).

Part of the 38 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2016 “Augmented Reality & Upside Down” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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2024 Archive: The Apple Vision Pro Launch
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebTV_Viewer12/04/2005 03:45Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
@Friends_Lover02/03/2013 08:10Could this joke BE any funnier?
@Scream_Ghostface09/14/1996 22:09Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@Malware_Hunter07/23/1998 06:51Scanning... Laughs detected!
@Success_Kid_Win04/30/2004 05:49Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
@Xanga_Skin_Maker10/24/2003 00:55This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
@Noob_Slayer_X01/10/2014 18:42Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
@GL_HF_Runner12/30/2008 13:31Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
@Trogdor_Burn05/02/1996 15:08Burninating the countryside with laughter!

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