2025 Archive: The AGI
I told my mother-in-law that Artificial General Intelligence is officially here. She said, “Good, maybe now there’s finally an intelligence in this house that isn’t… Read More »2025 Archive: The AGI
2024 Legacy: The 2024 Bitcoin ETF
Wall Street officially owns the digital gold now. 2024 is the year the “Pirates” became the “Accountants.” Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2024… Read More »2024 Legacy: The 2024 Bitcoin ETF
2024 Legacy: The “Espresso” Summer
I’m working late because I’m a singer? No, Sabrina, I’m working late because my rent is 40% of my income, but the song is 10/10.… Read More »2024 Legacy: The “Espresso” Summer
2024 Vintage: The Berry
I’m “berry” much ready for the next phase. Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified
2023 Classic: The Luke
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole! Part of the 41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2023 Barbenheimer… Read More »2023 Classic: The Luke
2023 Archive: The Toast
I’m the “talk” of the neural network. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Archive: The Bean
I’ve “been” working from home for ages. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Legacy: The Last Night in Soho
She wants to live in the 60s. I told her I’m already living in the past because I still use a wallet instead of Apple… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Last Night in Soho
2020 Vintage: The Battery
I’m “positive” my laptop won’t last another meeting. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Legacy: The Hallway Thermostat Lockdown
Detecting a tiny half-degree temperature change from three rooms away and immediately shouting about the rising cost of heating oil in the local market. Part… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Hallway Thermostat Lockdown