2019 Legacy: Worst Picture
Why Cats? Because it’s a movie that asks the question “What if everyone in Hollywood was a humanoid feline?” and the answer is “Please, God, make… Read More »2019 Legacy: Worst Picture
2019 Classic: The 2019 Ending
“Happy New Year! 2020 is going to be our year! Nothing can stop us now!” Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame &… Read More »2019 Classic: The 2019 Ending
2019 Classic: Outstanding Drama
Why Game of Thrones? For being the only show that can make 19 million people argue about the same thing for three months straight. Part… Read More »2019 Classic: Outstanding Drama
2017 Legacy: The High-Speed Internet Celebration
The parish secretary throwing a small party in the office because the new high-speed internet connection allows her to upload the weekly bulletin to the… Read More »2017 Legacy: The High-Speed Internet Celebration
2017 Classic: The Chip
Why did the blonde put a potato chip in her computer? She heard it needed a “microchip.” Part of the 44 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2017 Classic: The Chip
2016 Archive: The “No Puppet, You’re the Puppet” Debate
Why was it a 2016 classic? Because it was the peak of “I know you are, but what am I?” diplomacy. Part of the 40… Read More »2016 Archive: The “No Puppet, You’re the Puppet” Debate
2016 Classic: The “Blueberry” Uniform Final Recall
Why did the Navy finally kill it? Because they realized that “Camouflage” that makes you invisible to rescue teams is a “Bug,” not a “Feature.”… Read More »2016 Classic: The “Blueberry” Uniform Final Recall
2015 Archive: Mayweather vs. Pacquiao
Why was the “Fight of the Century” six years late? Because by the time they got in the ring, Floyd was a billionaire and Manny… Read More »2015 Archive: Mayweather vs. Pacquiao
2015 Classic: The Scared Snake
What do you call a snake that’s a mathematician? An “adder.” Part of the 57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2015 Classic: The Scared Snake
2015 Vintage: The Catalog Operator Telephone Shout
Screaming a sixteen-digit credit card expiration date into a cordless phone because Grandpa thinks the operator is standing on a different continent. Part of the… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Catalog Operator Telephone Shout