2015 Vintage: The Catalog Operator Telephone Shout

Screaming a sixteen-digit credit card expiration date into a cordless phone because Grandpa thinks the operator is standing on a different continent.

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@Netscape_Ninja03/08/2011 23:00Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.

@N64_GoldenEye09/25/1995 21:01Better than a headshot in Complex!

@Web_Master_Flex08/25/1995 16:58I am adding this to my links page right now.

@Friends_Lover03/22/2012 18:57Could this joke BE any funnier?

@Campus_King08/11/2009 01:46The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.

@Liger_Owner_X09/17/1999 21:03It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!

@Xanga_Skin_Maker12/10/2004 12:33This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.

@StrongBad_Mail09/08/2009 10:44I’m checking my email and I found a winner!