2008 Classic: The Pear
We’re a “fruitful” team. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Archive: The YouTube Partners
Why did the blonde start talking to her webcam about her breakfast? She heard Google was paying “YouTube Partners” and thought she was in a… Read More »2008 Archive: The YouTube Partners
2007 Legacy: The Vista “User Account Control”
Why was the employee screaming? “YES, I WANT TO OPEN THE CALCULATOR! STOP ASKING ME!” Part of the 82 Office Groaners: The 2007 “iPhone &… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Vista “User Account Control”
2006 Vintage: The Amy Winehouse “Back to Black” Rebirth
Why the beehive? Because Amy took us back to the 60s while singing about the darkest parts of the 21st century, proving that soul music… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Amy Winehouse “Back to Black” Rebirth
2006 Legacy: The GPS Navigation Argument
Yelling at the electronic dashboard device because a pre-recorded computer voice told Grandpa to turn left when a twenty-year-old paper map clearly states the road… Read More »2006 Legacy: The GPS Navigation Argument
2005 Legacy: The “Alone in the Dark” Logic
Why Tara Reid? For playing a brilliant archaeologist with the same level of intellectual depth as a wet noodle. Part of the 33 Razzie Awards… Read More »2005 Legacy: The “Alone in the Dark” Logic
2005 Archive: The “Lose Control” Missy Elliott
The beat is so fast it’s basically an aerobic workout for my ears. Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2005 Digital Explosion archive. Historically… Read More »2005 Archive: The “Lose Control” Missy Elliott
2005 Legacy: The Serenity Movie
“I’m a space cowboy!” “You’re a middle-manager with a sci-fi obsession. Get in the car.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2005 “Viral Clips & Stage-5… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Serenity Movie
2004 Vintage: The Skype 1.0
Why was the boss talking into a headset? He was “Skyping” with the London office and was amazed he couldn’t hear the delay. Part of… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Skype 1.0
2004 Archive: The Usher “Yeah!”
“Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!” “If that’s your answer to ‘did you pay the electric bill?’, we’re going to have a very dark night.” Part of the 53… Read More »2004 Archive: The Usher “Yeah!”