2004 Archive: The Usher “Yeah!”
“Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!” “If that’s your answer to ‘did you pay the electric bill?’, we’re going to have a very dark night.” Part of the 53… Read More »2004 Archive: The Usher “Yeah!”
2004 Classic: The Best Makeup Win
Why did the Orcs lose? Wait—actually, the Hobbits won this too, because making a 30-year-old actor look like an ancient creature is the ultimate Hollywood… Read More »2004 Classic: The Best Makeup Win
2004 Legacy: The Death of Ray Charles
Why the end of a vision? For the loss of a pioneer who taught the world that soul, country, and pop all bleed into each… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Death of Ray Charles
2004 Legacy: The Metacritic
My husband won’t see a movie unless it has a green score. I told him he didn’t check my “score” before we got married and… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Metacritic
2003 Archive: The Bookmark
Why did the blonde put a post-it note on her monitor? She wanted to “bookmark” a site. Part of the 47 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2003 Archive: The Bookmark
2002 Archive: The Little Sun
Why did the sun go to the doctor? It was feeling “light-headed.” Part of the 56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2002 Archive: The Little Sun
2002 Classic: Die Another Day
Why was the holiday so “invisible”? Because Pierce Brosnan had an invisible car, and Dad used that as an excuse for why he “forgot” to… Read More »2002 Classic: Die Another Day
2002 Legacy: The Enter Key
Why did the blonde knock on the keyboard? She wanted to “Enter.” Part of the 63 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2002 Web Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Enter Key
2001 Classic: The Final Verdict
Why do lawyers love 2001? Because when the world falls apart, the legal fees are the only thing that stay together. Part of the 46… Read More »2001 Classic: The Final Verdict
2001 Classic: The Floppy Disk Wallet
The pastor carrying a plastic box of five colored 3.5-inch floppy disks to his study, each one containing a single week’s worth of typed sermon… Read More »2001 Classic: The Floppy Disk Wallet