2014 Legacy: The Optimist
“This is great! Now I can finally justify buying that overpriced flashlight app.” Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2014 – The Year of… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Optimist
2013 Vintage: The “Love Me Again” John Newman
The official song for when you’re playing a soccer video game in 2013. Part of the 65 Observational One-Liners: The 2013 Viral Vortex archive. Historically… Read More »2013 Vintage: The “Love Me Again” John Newman
2012 Classic: The Mall Walker Dawn Patrol
Arriving at the shopping center entrance doors at 5:45 AM in matching nylon tracksuits to complete five brisk laps before the security guards unlock the… Read More »2012 Classic: The Mall Walker Dawn Patrol
2012 Classic: Jean Dujardin’s Charm
Why was the French actor so popular? Because he proved that you don’t need a single line of English dialogue to steal every woman’s heart… Read More »2012 Classic: Jean Dujardin’s Charm
2011 Vintage: The Real Steel
“I’m controlling a robot boxer!” “Is it for sport?” “No, I’m hoping it can handle the kids while I take a nap.” Part of the 53 Adult… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Real Steel
2011 Classic: The Orange
I’m “glad” I don’t have to use a physical map. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive.… Read More »2011 Classic: The Orange
2009 Archive: The 2009
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2009. / 2009 who? / 2,009 knocks and you finally answered! Part of the 43 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2009 Archive: The 2009
2008 Classic: The Tupperware Archaeology
Discovering a cracked, frosted plastic bowl in the fellowship kitchen freezer containing unknown frozen contents securely labeled “Parish Picnic – July 1998.” Part of the… Read More »2008 Classic: The Tupperware Archaeology
2008 Vintage: The Olympic Beach Volleyball
Why was Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh-Jennings so dominant? Because they didn’t lose a single set in Beijing, proving that sand is their natural habitat.… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Olympic Beach Volleyball
2007 Legacy: Captivity’s Marketing
Why was it hit? Because the billboards were so offensive they were banned, which was lucky for the public, as it saved them from seeing… Read More »2007 Legacy: Captivity’s Marketing