2021 Archive: The Printer
I’m “inking” a deal for a new remote job. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically… Read More »2021 Archive: The Printer
2021 Classic: The White Lotus Debut
Why was the vacation so awkward? Because HBO showed us that rich people on holiday are a disaster waiting to happen, usually involving a lot… Read More »2021 Classic: The White Lotus Debut
2021 Archive: The “Combat Camera” 4K Drone
Why 60fps? To make the “C-17 Takeoff” look like the climax of an Oscar-winning drama. Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2021 “Kabul Airlift… Read More »2021 Archive: The “Combat Camera” 4K Drone
2021 Legacy: The “Transformation” of the Navy (LUSV)
Why “Unmanned Surface Vessels”? To prove that we can have a “350-Ship Navy” if we just stop putting people on the boats. Part of the… Read More »2021 Legacy: The “Transformation” of the Navy (LUSV)
2020 Vintage: The Final Verdict
Why do lawyers love 2020? Because when the world stops, the litigation only gets faster. Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Final Verdict
2019 Vintage: The Heart 2
“Your heart rate is 160.” “I just saw my ‘Screen Time’ report!” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom & Deepfake Diagnosis”… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Heart 2
2019 Legacy: The Twitter Ministry Update
The older board members staring in absolute confusion at the youth leader who wants to tweet the church updates, completely unable to comprehend how a… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Twitter Ministry Update
2018 Archive: The Apple
I’m “taking” a bite out of the competition. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Legacy: The Sugar
I’m “coating” the loss. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Archive: The “Malibu” Miley
She’s back to being a beach girl. 2017 is a very “natural” year for Miley. Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2017 Spinner Revolution… Read More »2017 Archive: The “Malibu” Miley