1998 Classic: The Celine
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Celine. / Celine who? / Celine (Celine) my heart will go on… even if you don’t open! Part of… Read More »1998 Classic: The Celine
1997 Archive: The South Park Premiere
Why were the teens whispering? Because South Park was about to launch, and they were practicing their best “Respect my authoritah!” for the local sheriff.… Read More »1997 Archive: The South Park Premiere
1997 Vintage: The “Tailhook” Long-Term Memory
Why was Navy leadership still sweating in ’97? Because they realized that in the “New Military,” a bad party in 1991 can still sink a… Read More »1997 Vintage: The “Tailhook” Long-Term Memory
1996 Archive: The Hammer
I’m a carpenter. I’m nailing it. Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1996 Archive: The Celine Dion “Falling Into You”
Why so loud? For an album that proved Celine’s voice could power a small city’s electrical grid for a year. Part of the 38 Musician… Read More »1996 Archive: The Celine Dion “Falling Into You”
1995 Vintage: “Cyber” Everything
Why did no one understand the “Merry Cyber-Christmas” cards? Because in 1995, people added the word “Cyber” to everything—from coffee to socks—just to make it… Read More »1995 Vintage: “Cyber” Everything