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1996 Archive: The Hammer

 I’m a carpenter. I’m nailing it.

Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@N64_GoldenEye05/22/1999 15:45Better than a headshot in Complex!
@Resident_Evil_Z07/03/2012 22:59Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
@Beavis_Butthead12/17/2005 04:52Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
@Sixth_Sense_Cole06/10/1999 12:41I see funny people... everywhere!
@Incredibles_Dash07/22/1996 02:39That was super fast and super funny!
@Tech_Support_Guy03/13/2012 22:05Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
@Jackie_Brown_Fan03/09/2002 04:38Smooth joke, very smooth.
@DragonBall_Z_G01/02/2003 23:30His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
@Reddit_Original05/03/1996 13:56The front page of the internet... in 1999!
@Deal_With_It_G04/13/2010 19:23Deal with it. This is gold.

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