I’m a carpenter. I’m nailing it.
Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a headshot in Complex!
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
I see funny people... everywhere!
That was super fast and super funny!
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
Smooth joke, very smooth.
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
Deal with it. This is gold.