2013 Legacy: The Rafael Nadal Comeback
Why was 2013 “The Year of the King of Clay”? Because Rafa came back from a knee injury to win the French Open and the… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Rafael Nadal Comeback
2012 Classic: The Microsoft Surface Debut
Why was the boss clicking a kickstand? He got the first Surface and spent the day “clicking” the magnetic keyboard on and off like a… Read More »2012 Classic: The Microsoft Surface Debut
2011 Classic: The Stethoscope
“Your heart sounds like a low-battery alert.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2011 Classic: The Spider
I’m “weaving” a web of connections. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Legacy: The Shore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope you’re enjoying the year! Part of the 50 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Shore
2009 Classic: The Ben
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all day! Part of the 43 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2009 Avatar… Read More »2009 Classic: The Ben
2008 Archive: The Monitor
Why did the blonde put sunglasses on her monitor? She said the “Windows” were too bright today. Part of the 56 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2008 Archive: The Monitor
2008 Legacy: The Wikipedia Plagiarism Lockdown
Why did the history department chair buy premium tracking software? Because thirty different essays on the American Revolution used the exact same introductory paragraph, proving… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Wikipedia Plagiarism Lockdown
2008 Vintage: The Neon Paper Financial Summary
Printing the final annual parish budget summary on eye-searing, neon-green copy paper so that no family can claim they mistook the serious multi-thousand-dollar church deficit… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Neon Paper Financial Summary
2007 Legacy: The Guitar Hero III
A guy breaks a real guitar trying to play “Through the Fire and Flames.” Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Guitar Hero III