2003 Archive: The “Chicago” Sweep
Why did it win 6 Oscars? Because the Academy missed the 1920s, mostly because of the fringe and the lack of social media. Part of… Read More »2003 Archive: The “Chicago” Sweep
2003 Archive: The Looting of Baghdad
Why was the Museum a disaster? Because the military was told to guard the Oil Ministry, but apparently “Ancient Artifacts” didn’t have enough tactical value.… Read More »2003 Archive: The Looting of Baghdad
2003 Archive: The California Recall
Why was it so weird? Because only in America can a movie star, a child star, and a porn star all run for the same… Read More »2003 Archive: The California Recall
2003 Archive: The “Stacy’s Mom” Anthem
Why was the neighbor so popular? Because Fountains of Wayne gave every teenage boy a reason to pay attention to the neighborhood association meetings. Part… Read More »2003 Archive: The “Stacy’s Mom” Anthem
2003 Classic: The Daredevil (Movie) Fan
They don’t need the light; they use echolocation to find the fridge. Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2003 – The Year of the… Read More »2003 Classic: The Daredevil (Movie) Fan
2002 Archive: The Curb Your Enthusiasm Snub
Why didn’t Larry David win? Because the Academy felt that being that socially awkward should be a crime, not an award. Part of the 41… Read More »2002 Archive: The Curb Your Enthusiasm Snub
2001 Vintage: The A.I. Vacuum
“My new vacuum has artificial intelligence.” “Is it smart?” “Smarter than my husband—when it hits a wall, it actually changes direction.” Part of the 51 Adult… Read More »2001 Vintage: The A.I. Vacuum
2000 Classic: The High-Speed Internet
Why was the lawyer happy? He could finally download “The Dancing Baby” in less than an hour. Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2000… Read More »2000 Classic: The High-Speed Internet
2000 Classic: The Nokia 3310 Influx
Why did the math class sound like a digital symphony? Because five different students forgot to put their brand new Nokia 3310 phones on silent,… Read More »2000 Classic: The Nokia 3310 Influx
2000 Vintage: The Mojito
The bartender spends ten minutes muddling mint. He says, “By the time I finish this, it’ll be 2001.” Part of the 67 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Mojito