2000 Classic: The High-Speed Internet
Why was the lawyer happy? He could finally download “The Dancing Baby” in less than an hour. Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2000… Read More »2000 Classic: The High-Speed Internet
1999 Archive: The Silverchair “Neon Ballroom”
Why the orchestra? For the teenage Australians who grew up, got depressed, and decided to add 40 violins to their grunge riffs. Part of the… Read More »1999 Archive: The Silverchair “Neon Ballroom”
1999 Classic: The Heating Pad Ritual
Wrapping a thick, electric-wire heating element around a stiff shoulder and refusing to move from the armchair until the final bonus round of Wheel of… Read More »1999 Classic: The Heating Pad Ritual
1998 Archive: The Pinochet Arrest
Why was the former Chilean dictator arrested in London? To prove that “diplomatic immunity” doesn’t cover everything, especially when you’re on a shopping trip for… Read More »1998 Archive: The Pinochet Arrest
1998 Vintage: The Dial-Up Upgrade
Why was the dad so proud? Because his 56k modem finally connected on the first try (it only took 3 minutes). Part of the 61… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Dial-Up Upgrade
1998 Legacy: The Ticket Stub Bookmark
Opening a heavy pew Bible to look up the book of Romans and finding a faded, glossy ticket stub from a summer screening of Titanic… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Ticket Stub Bookmark
1997 Legacy: Scream 2 (Hype)
Why was everyone double-locking their doors? Because we learned that the sequel is always bloodier, and the killer could be literally anyone who owned a… Read More »1997 Legacy: Scream 2 (Hype)
1997 Archive: The Florida Marlins
Why was the World Series so “fishy”? Because a 5-year-old expansion team won it all, then immediately sold every player as if they were having… Read More »1997 Archive: The Florida Marlins
1997 Archive: Batman & Robin (Ice Age)
Why were the puns at the Halloween party so bad? Because everyone was channel-surfing Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Mr. Freeze and telling the host to “Chill out!”… Read More »1997 Archive: Batman & Robin (Ice Age)
1996 Archive: The Independence
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Independence. / Independence who? / Independence Day is a great movie, let me in! Part of the 51 Classic… Read More »1996 Archive: The Independence