2012 Vintage: The Mars “Seven Minutes of Terror”
Why was it called that? Because it’s the same amount of time it takes to explain a “Tax Loophole” to a voter without them falling… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Mars “Seven Minutes of Terror”
2012 Classic: The Suitcase
Her luggage is so heavy it requires its own zip code. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World” Edition archive.… Read More »2012 Classic: The Suitcase
2011 Archive: The Netflix
She discovered Netflix streaming. Now she doesn’t have to wait for the mail to find a new movie that reminds her of why she didn’t… Read More »2011 Archive: The Netflix
2011 Legacy: The Menu
I’m “selecting” my starter Pokemon… again. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Classic: The Sleep Study
“You stop breathing 5 times a night.” “Maybe I’m just ‘Buffering’?” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition… Read More »2011 Classic: The Sleep Study
2010 Legacy: The Honeydew
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the World Cup? Part of the 50 Classic… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Honeydew
2010 Classic: The Camera
I’m “focusing” on the perfect Nashville filter. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Archive: The Alarm Clock
She says my alarm clock is “brave” for thinking I’ll get out of bed on the first ring. Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The… Read More »2010 Archive: The Alarm Clock
2010 Vintage: Ashton Kutcher’s Double Header
Why did he win Worst Actor? For Killers and Valentine’s Day—proving that being handsome is not a substitute for having chemistry with your co-stars (or the script). Part… Read More »2010 Vintage: Ashton Kutcher’s Double Header
2010 Classic: The Kanye, Jay-Z, Rick Ross & Nicki “Monster”
Why the verse? For the five minutes where Nicki Minaj became the best rapper on the planet. Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star… Read More »2010 Classic: The Kanye, Jay-Z, Rick Ross & Nicki “Monster”