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2012 Vintage: The Mars “Seven Minutes of Terror”

Why was it called that? Because it’s the same amount of time it takes to explain a “Tax Loophole” to a voter without them falling asleep.

Part of the 38 Presidential Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Binders Full of Women” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Hattori_Hanzo_S05/22/2008 00:01I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
@Offspring_Guy02/13/2012 13:20The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Success_Kid_Win12/21/2013 09:25Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
@Harambe_Memories12/06/2011 23:04Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
@Delicious_Links01/12/1999 16:51Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!

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