2015 Vintage: The Vitamin
“Take this. It has ‘Precision Minerals’.” “Which are?” “Minerals that know exactly where your wallet is.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Vitamin
2014 Vintage: How to Train Your Dragon 2
Why were the kids “flying” around the room? Because they were convinced the turkey was a “Night Fury” and that they could control it with… Read More »2014 Vintage: How to Train Your Dragon 2
2014 Classic: The Hozier “Take Me to Church”
Why was the backpacker so dramatic? Because he spent his whole trip to Ireland listening to the song and staring at old ruins. Part of… Read More »2014 Classic: The Hozier “Take Me to Church”
2013 Vintage: The Tony Hale Win
Why did Gary from Veep get an Emmy? Because being a Vice President’s “body man” is hard work that finally paid off in gold. Part… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Tony Hale Win
2013 Classic: The Best Foreign Language Film
Why did Amour win? Because the Academy loves a movie that makes them contemplate their own mortality for two hours. Part of the 43 Oscars… Read More »2013 Classic: The Best Foreign Language Film
2013 Vintage: The Vine Distraction
Why did the English teacher confiscate five phones during silent reading? Because the class clowns were trying to record a six-second comedy video under their… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Vine Distraction
2013 Classic: The Snapchat “Stories”
Why was the secretary happy? She realized she could post her lunch and it would vanish in 24 hours, leaving no digital evidence of her… Read More »2013 Classic: The Snapchat “Stories”
2013 Classic: The Facebook Invitation
She’s sent me 400 Candy Crush lives. I haven’t accepted one. Now she’s accusing me of “digital neglect.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen… Read More »2013 Classic: The Facebook Invitation
2013 Legacy: The Dwight Howard to Rockets
Why did he leave LA? Because Kobe’s “soft” comments hurt, and Dwight wanted to see if he could find some “chemistry” in Houston instead. Part… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Dwight Howard to Rockets
2012 Classic: The Suitcase
Her luggage is so heavy it requires its own zip code. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World” Edition archive.… Read More »2012 Classic: The Suitcase