2020 Classic: The TikToker
One, but they have to do the “Savage” dance while holding the bulb and transition into a completely different outfit mid-screw. Part of the 56… Read More »2020 Classic: The TikToker
2019 Archive: Post Malone & Red Hot Chili Peppers
Why was this a duo? Because in 2019, the only thing cooler than Post Malone’s face tattoos was Anthony Kiedis’s mustache. Part of the 39… Read More »2019 Archive: Post Malone & Red Hot Chili Peppers
2019 Legacy: The Baby Yoda
A guy walks in carrying a small green puppet. The bartender says, “No pets.” The guy says, “This is the way. He just wants a… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Baby Yoda
2019 Classic: The Whiskey Sour
“As sour as the Game of Thrones creators’ Twitter mentions.” Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2019 Vintage: The “Squad” vs. Trump
Why was “Go Back to Where You Came From” a scandal? Because telling four U.S. Congresswomen to leave the country is a bold strategy for… Read More »2019 Vintage: The “Squad” vs. Trump
2019 Vintage: The Cat
I’m “purr-fectly” happy with the Baby Yoda toy. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Classic: The Halsey & Benny Blanco “Eastside”
Why the nostalgia? For the song that made everyone feel homesick for a town they probably never lived in. Part of the 40 Musician &… Read More »2018 Classic: The Halsey & Benny Blanco “Eastside”
2017 Classic: The 2017 Ending
“Next year will be better!” “That’s what you said about the fidget spinner,” says the bartender. Part of the 51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget… Read More »2017 Classic: The 2017 Ending
2016 Classic: The 2016 AirPods
They look like electric toothbrush heads in my ears. I’m 100% sure I’m going to lose them in a drain tomorrow. Part of the 79… Read More »2016 Classic: The 2016 AirPods
2015 Archive: Worst Screenplay
Why Fifty Shades of Grey? For dialogue that sounded like it was translated from a dream by a very confused computer. Part of the 37 Razzie… Read More »2015 Archive: Worst Screenplay