1998 Classic: The Discman User
One, but if you bump the ladder, the light skips for 10 seconds. Part of the 71 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »1998 Classic: The Discman User
1997 Classic: The “Evita” Presence
Why was Madonna there? To remind everyone that even if you aren’t nominated for Best Actress, you can still show up and look like the… Read More »1997 Classic: The “Evita” Presence
1997 Classic: The Europe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, YOU’RE a poo! (Still the undefeated champion of 2nd grade) Part of the 42… Read More »1997 Classic: The Europe
1997 Classic: The Cellular Flip-Phone Fumble
Attempting to answer a brand-new, pocket-sized mobile telephone and accidentally hanging up on a family member three times because the buttons are smaller than a… Read More »1997 Classic: The Cellular Flip-Phone Fumble
1997 Vintage: The Midori Sour
A guy orders a Midori Sour. The bartender says, “I haven’t seen that color since I cleaned the glow-sticks out of the drain.” Part of… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Midori Sour
1997 Vintage: The Dial-Up Prayer Interruption
Screaming across the rectory because someone picked up the kitchen phone line, instantly killing the internet connection just as the church secretary was downloading a… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Dial-Up Prayer Interruption
1996 Archive: Benjamin Netanyahu’s Upset
Why was his victory a shock? Because Shimon Peres was winning in the polls until 2:00 AM, proving that in politics, sleep is a luxury… Read More »1996 Archive: Benjamin Netanyahu’s Upset
1996 Vintage: The Web Browser War
Why were people arguing about Netscape? Because in 1996, your choice of browser was a more heated July 4th topic than your choice of mustard.… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Web Browser War
1996 Archive: The Library Ghost
Why is it so quiet in the law library? Everyone is checking to see if their name is listed under “Shark” in the encyclopedia. Part… Read More »1996 Archive: The Library Ghost
1995 Legacy: The Secret
My mother-in-law can’t keep a secret. She just keeps a “list of people she hasn’t told yet.” Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1995… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Secret