2006 Archive: The Ivana
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to the mall! Part of the 46 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2006… Read More »2006 Archive: The Ivana
2006 Vintage: The Hugo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way! Part of the 46 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2006 Wii-Era Edition… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Hugo
2005 Vintage: The Nickelback “All the Right Reasons”
Why “Photograph”? For the album that stayed in the charts for two years, making them the most successful—and most roasted—band in the world. Part of… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Nickelback “All the Right Reasons”
2004 Vintage: The Laptop Trackpad Scrolling
Why was the worker so happy? He discovered he could scroll by rubbing the edge of his trackpad. Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Laptop Trackpad Scrolling
2003 Archive: The Heart 2
“Your heart rate is 110.” “I just saw the bill!” “Oh, in that case, it should be higher.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2003 Archive: The Heart 2
2003 Legacy: Hillary Duff vs. Lindsay Lohan
What was the biggest teen debate? Whether The Lizzie McGuire Movie or Freaky Friday was the peak of cinematic achievement for 2003. Part of the 33 Christmas Jokes: The… Read More »2003 Legacy: Hillary Duff vs. Lindsay Lohan
2003 Classic: The Sean Paul “Get Busy” Heat
Why the dancehall? Because Sean Paul made the year 2003 smell like summer for all twelve months. Part of the 38 Musician & Rock Star… Read More »2003 Classic: The Sean Paul “Get Busy” Heat
2003 Legacy: Best Hard Rock Performance
Why “All My Life” by Foo Fighters? Because Dave Grohl is the only man who can scream for four minutes and still be the nicest… Read More »2003 Legacy: Best Hard Rock Performance
2002 Archive: The Nickelback Peak
Why was the 2002 soundtrack so… repetitive? Because “How You Remind Me” was playing from every single porch, reminding us exactly how we reminded them… Read More »2002 Archive: The Nickelback Peak
2002 Vintage: The Sand
I’m a beach. I’m just “sandy” claws. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified