2022 Vintage: The Mirror
I’m “reflecting” on why I’m still on Twitter. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Legacy: The Smart Television App Updates
Getting trapped in a blank blue screen on the main living room display because the television decided to perform a mandatory system update right during… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Smart Television App Updates
2021 Vintage: The Supply Chain
A guy asks for a specific beer. The bartender says, “It’s currently on a boat in the middle of the ocean. Want a lukewarm water… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Supply Chain
2020 Vintage: The Best Director Win
Why did Bong Joon-ho quote Scorsese? Because he’s the only man who can beat Martin Scorsese and still make Marty feel like he’s the real… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Best Director Win
2020 Vintage: 1995
UKOŃCZONE & ZAMKNIĘTE. Part of the powrót archive. Historically Verified
2019 Classic: The Julia Garner Surprise
Why did she win for Ozark? For having the most intense curls and the best Missouri accent in streaming history. Part of the 38 Emmy… Read More »2019 Classic: The Julia Garner Surprise
2019 Archive: The Bus Driver
“Step behind the white line! I can’t see, but I can still hear you sksksksk-ing!” Part of the 54 Light Bulb Jokes: 2019 – The… Read More »2019 Archive: The Bus Driver
2018 Legacy: The Tea
I’m “spilling” the secrets. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Vintage: The Witness Stand
Why did the lawyer bring a “Fidget Spinner” to the stand? To make the witness look “unstable and dizzy” under pressure. Part of the 51… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Witness Stand
2017 Legacy: The Sergio Ramos Red Cards
Why was he the record holder? Because he reached 24 red cards for Real Madrid, proving that if you can’t beat them, you should probably… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Sergio Ramos Red Cards