2017 Legacy: The Sergio Ramos Red Cards
Why was he the record holder? Because he reached 24 red cards for Real Madrid, proving that if you can’t beat them, you should probably… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Sergio Ramos Red Cards
2016 Classic: The Rio Olympics
Why was Usain Bolt smiling at the camera mid-race? Because he was so much faster than everyone else that he had time to pose for… Read More »2016 Classic: The Rio Olympics
2016 Archive: The Snorlax
She told me I’m the human version of a Snorlax, except I “don’t block traffic, just the flow of conversation.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law… Read More »2016 Archive: The Snorlax
2016 Legacy: The Lab Result
“You’re 10% blood, 90% ‘Data Usage’.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2015 Archive: The Little Pig
What do you call a pig that’s a painter? “Pig-asso.” Part of the 57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2015 Legacy: The Star Wars (The Force Awakens)
I tried to use the Force to get the remote, but it turns out I’m just “Rey”-lly lazy. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners:… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Star Wars (The Force Awakens)
2015 Classic: Kylie Jenner Lip Challenge
Why were teenagers putting their mouths in glasses? Because in 2015, Kylie Jenner’s lips became a more important topic of discussion than climate change. Part… Read More »2015 Classic: Kylie Jenner Lip Challenge
2013 Archive: The Selfie Song Anticipation
The tech-obsessed kids sitting in the back of the library talking about how the word “selfie” was officially added to the dictionary, making them feel… Read More »2013 Archive: The Selfie Song Anticipation
2012 Vintage: The Stone
I’m “rocking” the post-world-end look. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Classic: The Occupy Movement
Why did the younger brother refuse to leave the fridge? Because he declared “Occupy Kitchen” and demanded a fair redistribution of leftovers between the 1%… Read More »2011 Classic: The Occupy Movement