2010 Classic: The Frog
I’m “leaping” into the smartphone age. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Classic: Despicable Me
Why were we obsessed with yellow beans in goggles? Because in 2010, Gru proved that being a supervillain is hard when you have three daughters… Read More »2010 Classic: Despicable Me
2009 Legacy: The Bathroom Magazine Archive
Maintaining a precise stack of twenty-year-old miniature condensed digests, organized strictly by the faded color of the cardboard spines. Part of the 35 Senior &… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Bathroom Magazine Archive
2009 Legacy: The Encyclopedia Ultimate Trust
Refusing to believe that a major historical event occurred unless it can be physically pointed out in a volume of the 1994 World Book Encyclopedia… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Encyclopedia Ultimate Trust
2008 Legacy: The Get Smart Shoe Phone
Steve Carell made me want to call people using my sneakers. Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The 2008 Superhero Surge archive. Historically Verified
2007 Vintage: The “Stronger” Kanye West
Why was the 4th so “Futuristic”? Because Kanye’s Daft Punk sample made everyone feel like they were wearing shutter shades while flipping burgers in the… Read More »2007 Vintage: The “Stronger” Kanye West
2006 Classic: The Facebook Public Launch
Why did the dad invite the whole neighborhood to his yard? He heard Facebook was finally “open to everyone.” Part of the 54 Original Dad… Read More »2006 Classic: The Facebook Public Launch
2006 Legacy: The Paul Pierce Wheelchair
Why was it a “miracle”? Because he left the court in a wheelchair and came back three minutes later to hit threes, a performance the… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Paul Pierce Wheelchair
2006 Archive: The Toast
I’m the “talk” of the internet. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Vintage: The Invincible Mark Wahlberg
A movie about a guy who makes the NFL at age 30. There’s hope for my sports career yet! Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Invincible Mark Wahlberg