1998 Legacy: The Titanic Survivor
“I’m the King of the World! …Wait, it’s dark. Where’s the bulb?” Part of the 71 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Titanic Survivor
1997 Legacy: The Second Opinion
“Doctor, I’m depressed.” “Don’t worry, it’s just a phase.” “I want a second opinion!” “Okay, you’re also poorly dressed.” Part of the 42 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Second Opinion
1997 Archive: The Batman & Robin Disaster
Why did George Clooney apologize for 1997? Because he realized that playing Batman meant wearing a suit with nipples and fighting Arnold Schwarzenegger, who was… Read More »1997 Archive: The Batman & Robin Disaster
1996 Legacy: The Phone Directory
Why was the book so thin? Everyone was starting to move to the “Electronic White Pages.” Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Phone Directory
1996 Legacy: The Bar Stool
A guy says to the bar stool, “Is this seat taken?” The stool says, “No, but I’ve been supporting people like you all night.” Part… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Bar Stool
1995 Archive: The Shoe
I’m a cobbler. I have a soul for it. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1995 Vintage: The “Check Mail” Excitement
That “You’ve Got Mail!” voice is the only thing in my life that sounds genuinely happy to see me. Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »1995 Vintage: The “Check Mail” Excitement
1995 Vintage: The Hair Mascara
Because regular hair color was too permanent, and we all wanted blue streaks for exactly one Friday night. Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Hair Mascara