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1996 Legacy: The Phone Directory

 Why was the book so thin? Everyone was starting to move to the “Electronic White Pages.”

Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz06/21/2015 19:39The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
@Kazaa_Leecher08/21/2005 09:05I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
@Tyler_Durden_Real11/27/2003 07:48Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
@Snatch_Mickey08/28/2005 02:35Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@Top_Gun_Maverick06/21/2003 05:06I feel the need... the need for comedy!
@Liger_Owner_X11/30/2008 07:19It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
@Zoolander_Mug10/19/2005 21:56I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@No_Way_Jose03/21/2014 03:40No way! That’s too much!

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