2000 Legacy: The Mechanical Pencil Lead Swap

The underground economy of trading a single stick of 0.5mm graphite for a rare holographic trading card during recess.

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@AskJeeves_Fan10/19/2000 08:54Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@C++_Dev_9807/08/2003 01:09I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@Kernel_Panic_9804/23/2004 14:56This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Voodoo_3dfx08/20/2015 18:54The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.

@Top_Gun_Maverick05/17/2002 22:00I feel the need... the need for comedy!

@Anchorman_Ron03/07/2008 01:47I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@Fire_Background10/06/2013 06:02This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).

@Map_Maker_X09/13/2006 07:58The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.