2014 Legacy: The Refresh
Why did the blonde splash water on her face? She clicked “Refresh” on her browser. Part of the 53 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2014 Archive… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Refresh
2014 Vintage: The Heavy Textbook Strain
Carrying three separate six-pound hardcover manuals because the school board still refused to invest in digital tablet alternatives. Part of the 35 School & Teacher… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Heavy Textbook Strain
2013 Vintage: The Honey
I’m “stuck” in a “What Does the Fox Say” loop. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Honey
2012 Vintage: Tyler Perry’s Drag Act
Why was Madea’s Witness Protection hit? Because the Razzies felt that Tyler Perry in a wig is a tradition that, much like fruitcake, nobody actually wants but… Read More »2012 Vintage: Tyler Perry’s Drag Act
2012 Archive: The “Strategic” Oil Reserve
Why did we open it? To make sure that “Warfighting” is still affordable for the average voter during an election year. Part of the 33… Read More »2012 Archive: The “Strategic” Oil Reserve
2012 Classic: The Amazing Spider-Man
Why was Peter Parker different? Because in 2012, Andrew Garfield proved that Spider-Man could be a skater who used Bing to search for his parents.… Read More »2012 Classic: The Amazing Spider-Man
2012 Archive: The Refresh
Why did the blonde splash water on her face? She clicked “Refresh” on her browser. Part of the 67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2012 Archive… Read More »2012 Archive: The Refresh
2011 Legacy: The Inheritance
Why did the lawyer bring a tablet to the graveyard? To see if the “Cloud” backup included the deceased’s soul. Part of the 51 Lawyer… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Inheritance
2011 Archive: The Digital Camera Huddle
The short-term mission team returning with a single digital camera, forcing forty parishioners to crowd around a tiny LCD screen on the back to see… Read More »2011 Archive: The Digital Camera Huddle
2010 Classic: The Easy A
“I’m starting a scandalous rumor about myself!” “Why?” “I want people to think my life is more interesting than just playing ‘FarmVille’ and sleeping.” Part of the… Read More »2010 Classic: The Easy A