2024 Classic: The Kate McKinnon “Dinosaur” Bit
Why did she talk about Steven Spielberg? To remind him that she’s still waiting for a call for Jurassic Park 7. Part of the 41… Read More »2024 Classic: The Kate McKinnon “Dinosaur” Bit
2024 Legacy: The “Joe Biden in the Amazon” Trip
Why did he walk into the jungle? To show that even after the election, he could still find his way out of a rainforest faster… Read More »2024 Legacy: The “Joe Biden in the Amazon” Trip
2024 Legacy: Jerry’s Pop-Tart
Why did Jerry Seinfeld win Worst Actor? For Unfrosted, a movie about a breakfast pastry that managed to be exactly as dry and flaky as… Read More »2024 Legacy: Jerry’s Pop-Tart
2023 Classic: The Miley Cyrus (Flowers) Fan
“I can buy myself flowers… and I can change my own light bulb!” Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2023 – The Barbenheimer Glow… Read More »2023 Classic: The Miley Cyrus (Flowers) Fan
2023 Archive: The Simone Biles Return
Why was she still the G.O.A.T.? Because after two years off, she came back and won her sixth world all-around title, proving that gravity is… Read More »2023 Archive: The Simone Biles Return
2022 Archive: The “Numb Little Bug” Em Beihold
Why was the 4th so “Relatable”? Because we were all “a little bit tired of life,” but “doing okay” as long as the fireworks were… Read More »2022 Archive: The “Numb Little Bug” Em Beihold
2022 Vintage: The Colorado Avalanche Stanley Cup
Why was Tampa Bay’s “Three-Peat” over? Because the Avs were so fast they made the ice look like a treadmill, taking the Cup to the… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Colorado Avalanche Stanley Cup
2022 Classic: Wednesday Debut
Why was everyone dancing with their hands up? Because Jenna Ortega and a severed hand named “Thing” made being “alt” cool again, and TikTok couldn’t… Read More »2022 Classic: Wednesday Debut
2022 Classic: The Black Panther
Wakanda Forever: A guy cross his arms and says, “To the ancestors!” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun”… Read More »2022 Classic: The Black Panther
2021 Classic: The “Essence” Wizkid
The official song of the 2021 summer. “Tems” is the voice of the year. Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2021 Hybrid Reality archive.… Read More »2021 Classic: The “Essence” Wizkid