Why was she still the G.O.A.T.? Because after two years off, she came back and won her sixth world all-around title, proving that gravity is still just a suggestion for her.
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A guy and his wife are...
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
Choose life. Choose a joke.
*Boom* - there goes my brain!