2011 Legacy: Best Pop Vocal Album
Why The Fame Monster? Because Lady Gaga isn’t a star, she’s a celestial event. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 2011 “The Suburbs &… Read More »2011 Legacy: Best Pop Vocal Album
2011 Vintage: The Royal Wedding Pressure
A wife tells her husband, “Look at how William looks at Kate!” The husband replies, “If I had a billion-dollar budget and a palace, I’d look at… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Royal Wedding Pressure
2010 Classic: The “Waka Waka” Shakira
The official World Cup song. It’s impossible to hear this without wanting to do that specific arm dance. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2010 Classic: The “Waka Waka” Shakira
2009 Classic: The Avatar (Na’vi)
They don’t change the bulb; they just plug their hair into a bioluminescent tree and the whole forest lights up. Part of the 64 Light… Read More »2009 Classic: The Avatar (Na’vi)
2009 Legacy: The Wallpaper
I’m “hanging” in there. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Legacy: The Echo
I’m “repeating.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Legacy: The Digital Camera Photo Wipe
Accidentally pressing the “Delete All” trash can icon on a digital camera while trying to find a picture of the backyard tomato crop, completely erasing… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Digital Camera Photo Wipe
2008 Archive: The “Prom Night” Remake
Why was it hit? For being a slasher movie where the most dangerous thing was the boredom. Part of the 37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2008 Archive: The “Prom Night” Remake
2007 Archive: The Boston Red Sox Second Title
Why was the “Curse” officially dead? Because the Red Sox won their second World Series in four years, turning from “lovable losers” into the “Evil… Read More »2007 Archive: The Boston Red Sox Second Title
2007 Vintage: The Ratatouille Logic
Why was a rat the best chef in France? Because Pixar proved that audiences would stop caring about hygiene as long as the rodent was… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Ratatouille Logic