2022 Archive: The Revenge Travel
Why did the man book four vacations in one month? Because he was “getting revenge” on 2020, even if his bank account was the only… Read More »2022 Archive: The Revenge Travel
2022 Archive: The Neighbor
She told the neighbor his mailbox was “excessively horizontal.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Slap” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2021 Legacy: The NFT Hype
Why did the backpacker buy a digital drawing of a bored ape? Because he thought an NFT would pay for his trip to Bali, but now he… Read More »2021 Legacy: The NFT Hype
2020 Classic: The Bernie Sanders (In Mittens) Fan
One, but he’s just sitting in a folding chair on the ladder, wearing huge mittens, looking unimpressed. Part of the 56 Light Bulb Jokes: 2020… Read More »2020 Classic: The Bernie Sanders (In Mittens) Fan
2020 Legacy: The 2020 PlayStation 5
It looks like a giant futuristic router. I’ve been trying to buy one for three months and all I have is a “404 Page Not… Read More »2020 Legacy: The 2020 PlayStation 5
2020 Vintage: The Potato
I’m a “couch” potato, and I’ve earned it. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Legacy: The Death of Juice WRLD
Why the “Legends” prophecy? For the tragic loss of the 21-year-old voice of a generation, whose “Lucid Dreams” will haunt the charts forever. Part of… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Death of Juice WRLD
2018 Classic: The Star
I’m “twinkling” in the digital sky. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Classic: The Final Word
Why did the lawyer cross the road? To bill the chicken for “Consultation on the legal definition of ‘The Other Side’.” Part of the 51… Read More »2017 Classic: The Final Word
2017 Vintage: The Clemson Revenge
Why was Deshaun Watson smiling? Because he threw a last-second touchdown to beat Alabama, getting revenge for 2016 and proving that even Nick Saban’s defense… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Clemson Revenge