2017 Classic: The Final Word
Why did the lawyer cross the road? To bill the chicken for “Consultation on the legal definition of ‘The Other Side’.” Part of the 51… Read More »2017 Classic: The Final Word
2017 Vintage: The Clemson Revenge
Why was Deshaun Watson smiling? Because he threw a last-second touchdown to beat Alabama, getting revenge for 2016 and proving that even Nick Saban’s defense… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Clemson Revenge
2016 Classic: The Automated Cashier Audit
Standing exactly half an inch away from the supermarket checkout screen to ensure the computer program properly applied a ten-cent coupon for fiber bran flakes.… Read More »2016 Classic: The Automated Cashier Audit
2016 Classic: The Email
Why did the blonde keep her computer in the freezer? She was waiting for “cool” mail. Part of the 58 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2016… Read More »2016 Classic: The Email
2016 Archive: Outstanding Lead Actor (Comedy)
Why Jeffrey Tambor? For Transparent, proving that great acting transcends any gender or boundary. Part of the 40 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2016 “Dragon Records,… Read More »2016 Archive: Outstanding Lead Actor (Comedy)
2014 Classic: The Hobbit Finale
“One last time into the bar!” “It’s been a long journey, Bilbo. Have a pint.” Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket… Read More »2014 Classic: The Hobbit Finale
2014 Classic: The Meghan Trainor Fan
“Because you know I’m all about that base… the light bulb base, no treble.” Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2014 – The Year… Read More »2014 Classic: The Meghan Trainor Fan
2013 Classic: Edward Snowden & the NSA
Why was 2013 the year everyone started covering their webcams? Because Edward Snowden proved that the government wasn’t just watching your metadata—they were basically the… Read More »2013 Classic: Edward Snowden & the NSA
2013 Legacy: The Hearing Aid Feedback Drone
Causing a high-pitched, metallic whistle to echo through the quiet dining room because the small microphone is pressing directly against the wire frame of a… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Hearing Aid Feedback Drone
2012 Archive: The Best Supporting Actress Race
Why did Jessica Chastain lose to her co-star? Because Octavia Spencer had the “Minnie’s Chocolate Pie” advantage, and you never bet against the pie. Part… Read More »2012 Archive: The Best Supporting Actress Race