Why did the man book four vacations in one month? Because he was “getting revenge” on 2020, even if his bank account was the only one getting hurt.
Part of the 47 Travel Jokes: The 2022 “Everything Everywhere & Revenge Travel” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.