2012 Classic: The YOLO Lifestyle
“I’m doing 100 mph because YOLO!” “The cop didn’t care about your philosophy, Kevin. He cares about your suspended license.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2012 Classic: The YOLO Lifestyle
2011 Legacy: The Neighbor
She told the neighbor his bird feeder was “encouraging a handout culture.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Snapchat” Edition archive.… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Neighbor
2011 Vintage: The Dallas Cowboys “8-8” Tradition
Why was Jason Garrett always clapping? Because his team was the definition of “average,” and he was happy to be there. Part of the 51… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Dallas Cowboys “8-8” Tradition
2010 Archive: The “Rude Boy” Rihanna
She’s asking if we’re big enough. I’m not sure what she means, but I’m too intimidated to ask. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2010 Archive: The “Rude Boy” Rihanna
2010 Archive: The BlackBerry Torch
Why was the manager frustrated? He had a slider phone with a touchscreen that worked exactly 50% of the time. Part of the 83 Office… Read More »2010 Archive: The BlackBerry Torch
2009 Legacy: The Home
I’m “landing” on my feet. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Legacy: The Inglorious Basterds Fan
“I think this might just be my masterpiece… of lighting.” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2009 – The Blue Avatar Glow archive. Historically… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Inglorious Basterds Fan
2009 Legacy: The 2009 Final Razzie Vibe
Why was it a landmark? Because Sandra Bullock’s courage to face the Razzies made it clear that you can be the “worst” and the “best”… Read More »2009 Legacy: The 2009 Final Razzie Vibe
2009 Legacy: The Avatar 3D
Why did the blonde try to paint herself blue before going to the cinema? She wanted to make sure she was “backwards compatible” with the… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Avatar 3D
2008 Legacy: The MacBook Air
Why did the lawyer buy the first MacBook Air? So he could fit his entire “bankruptcy practice” inside a manila envelope. Part of the 50… Read More »2008 Legacy: The MacBook Air